jesus

Jesus, is a man that will take your belongings and claim that it's his. Especially when it comes to girls. He will definitely steal your girl super quick. although, when he does still your girl, he will treat her like a princess and then leave her after a couple days. Jesus is a heart-breaker like any other man, but a real dangerous one. Also really lazy.

Look, there goes Jesus also known as mister steal your girl.

by ali gonzales January 4, 2018

jesus

your mother yes she was a lady

jesus is your mother

by Gman312 June 2, 2019

jesus

jesus is a big dick having guy🤷🏽 ♂️
add my snap or u die😁
jesus_ruiz1249

jesus has a huge cock😱

by B.D.J-Big Dick Jesus November 22, 2021

jesus

awesome

jesus saved me from skittles

by grayson alexander November 1, 2019

jesus

not satan

have you heard ab jesus?
yeah he s not satan

by mariageorgeta12 December 22, 2020

Jesus

Sum guy w/ a famous dad

'jesus is ma G'

by d1mzy February 18, 2018

it jesus

information technologist who performs a technical mircle on a computer and/or laptop that been given it's last rights.

I took my laptop to BestBuy and they told me that it would be $2000 to send my hard drive away and maybe get some information from it. So I prayed and my IT Jesus and he saved my life and my laptop.

by Doolbox March 13, 2008