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jesus

a actuall god! you will meet him and bend over for him
ps: my names jesus
jesus:hello
everyone:take my cash!
by omar hater and mom he stole it October 30, 2020
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Jesus

Jesus was a dirty homeless, hippie peace activist
And he said, "Drop out and find God" to anybody who would listen
While turning water into space bags (x3) with lowlifes and anarchists
by Gigimooshi January 29, 2019
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Jesus

Jesus is NOT the son of God, God has no children, or parents, or siblings and he is only one jesus Was Created by God, Also the religion Christianity Is a fake religion with fake information because people have changed it by time and islam is the only true religion
Christian/or someone who have heard of that:Hey did you know jesus is the son of god?
Muslim/or someone else: THAT IS NOT TRUE
by An extroverted extrovert May 10, 2021
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jesus

not satan
have you heard ab jesus?
yeah he s not satan
by mariageorgeta12 December 22, 2020
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Jesus

Sum guy w/ a famous dad
'jesus is ma G'
by d1mzy February 18, 2018
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jesus

fake bitch that ppl hype up to much and should forget abt his mythical ass he is irrelevant and is wasting everyone's time.
jesus is not anyone savior
by jesus in name we say faggot December 25, 2020
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Jesus

A very sexy man that can pull any female. Height is around 5’7-5’9. Loves music, loves beautiful sunsets, virgin until death, hates bitches that don’t like his moms cooking, and hangs with his boys.
“Hi my name is Jesus”
“Omg you’re so hot”

Thank you!”

“You wanna f*ck?”
by Pussiepounder June 6, 2020
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