Bacon Wrapped Shrimp Club

Euphemistic saying referring to a nonexistent club for elites that provide themselves special priveleges and opportunities that are not for the otherwise "Joe the Plumber" type people (i.e. they are not affluent enough or in a prestigious enough position to allow them access to the powers of the exclusive club)

A judge was pulled over for tailgating and honking at an unmarked police car, but thanks to being part of the bacon wrapped shrimp club, the judge got away without a citation or warning.

by pianoman54321 February 4, 2021

Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic

A person who portrays them self as ethically and spiritually sound but, are contradicting to their beliefs. The organic nature of the cucumber refers to the morals of the individual, who usually preaches ones morality. The plastic wrapping is a metaphor of the betrayal to their own beliefs. For example; Nathaniel is an outspoken advocate for the prevention of animal cruelty but can be often found at 3am eating at McDonalds.

Organic cucumber wrapped in plastic was coined by Jasmin V, 24th November 2018

"Have you met the new PR executive? They're such an Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic."

by A Gherkin November 23, 2018

Brap Brap Chicken Wrap

A phrase that black people use to scare off nearby opposition. Originally coming from the native Africans after having too much KFC.

Tom: You alright there Jamal?

Jamal: Brap brap chicken wrap!

Tom: *Runs for his Life*

by cheek3n December 6, 2009

nigger wrapped up in a sheet

A slang term for an arab

Twilight Zone- The Movie

"What is an arab anyway, A nigger wrapped up in a sheet?"

by Ted Striker December 21, 2007

Saran Wrapping a Roller Coaster

A way to say that you have, are, or had to take a poop.

1. Wow guys, I really need to Saran Wrap a Roller Coaster.

2. Dude! I just Saran Wrapped the hugest Roller Coaster.

3. Help! I need some T.P. I'm Saran Wrapping a Roller Coaster right now.

by Voltronn October 13, 2010

Costa Rican Bacon Wrap

To wrap raw bacon around an erect penis then putting a condom on over it to have sexual intercourse.

I was going to bang this chick for the first time, however I was afraid she would make fun of my small penis, so I Costa Rican Bacon Wrap my penis and gave her a awesome 4 minutes!

by Tincup123 October 30, 2011

Dred Scott Bubble Wrap

An entirely original, never-before-seen topic or idea; The combination of two or more unrelated ideas which have likely never been mentioned together before and which form an original and unique idea.

"So you're going to pave your driveway with chainsaw blades? That's a real Dred Scott bubble wrap idea you've got there."

by Ron Palmer July 26, 2018