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Bike Phone

A second phone that somebody carries, usually for work, or to spread out battery usage from intensive media consumption, like 2x speed podcasts, or gaming, like Pokémon Go, Fortnite.
“I don’t have to worry about running out of battery, because I text with one phone and game on my bike phone.”
by arrowsispointy August 5, 2019
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phone-ee

the asshole bitches texting on their phones that bump strait into you on the crowded city street,with that dumb look on their face "where'd you come from" and chances are they aren't even texting for real..just afraid to make eye contact with other earthlings
the asshole bitches texting on their phones that bump strait into you on the crowded city street,with that dumb look on their face "where'd you come from"

ugghhh...another goddamn phone-ee
by roman-horse June 20, 2010
mugGet the phone-eemug.

chap the phone

Using one's cellular phone so much the phone experiences chafing.
Tim: I gotta go call Janice again.
John: Man! You're going to chap the phone!
by cooliomchoolio January 11, 2008
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Phone Dictator

Someone who even though they are not physically with will dictate your day using a phone calls.
Boss: I'm not in today I'll be working from home.
Me:(yeees) OK I will speak to you tomorrow.
Phone rings 2 minutes later
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: Yes Fine.
Boss: Well you'd better start cleaning.
Me: (grr) Ok
10 Minutes later phone call
Boss: What are you doing are you ok.
Me: YES I am doing what you asked.
Until 37 phone calls later on in the day.
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: YEEEEEESSSSSS I'm FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!
Me: You may as well of come to work.

Boss: Why you seem to cope well with out me.

Me: You are an evil Phone dictator.
by Fairydurt August 5, 2011
mugGet the Phone Dictatormug.

Phone Shadow

A person carrying on a phone conversation, not realizing they're slowly gravitating toward you, even as you move room to room to try to get away from their annoying loud phonecall.
No matter where I go in the house I can't hear my movie, I've got a bad phone shadow over here.
by ludlow9 February 1, 2012
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hispano phone

Hispano Phone Applies to the Spanish Speaking world
Can Brazil be considered Hispano Phone ? No Because Brazil is a Portuguese Speaking Country.
by SourthernNewJerseyMexican October 25, 2013
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Phone-wander

To walk, mope, or otherwise meaninglessly move about while talking on the phone or texting.
After he paced back and forth on the porch for the first 10 minutes of the conversation, Trevor phone-wandered aimlessly around the perimeter of the living room- softly kicking the floorboards as he strolled.
by SeeSawAstronaut December 7, 2010
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