I thought you knew

When someone does something sneaky or stupid, then when they are caught say "I thought you knew." aka "I didn't think you needed to know"

Your girlfriend cheats on you with some guy, then weeks later says "I thought you knew"

by Hives! December 8, 2004

I Love You Shock

the shock you get when someone you don't love tells you they love you

"James, I have something to tell you."
"What is it, Naomi?"
"I love you!"
"Uh..." (James in I Love You Shock)

by theatre_buff August 22, 2011

i like you as a person

Basically there is no hope in a relationship so keep the friendship strong. They like who you are as a friend but they don’t see you going anywhere as they only like you as a friend.

“I like you “ - her

“ I like you as a person” - him

by Ahhssjdjjssn June 10, 2018

i love you text

A phenomenon started by a user on mylifeisaverage.com in which a person texts "i love you" to random phone numbers, or numbers other users post in comments on MLIA.

Guy 1: What are you doing?
Guy 2: I'm sending i love you texts. One of the people even knew what it was. Now she's saved as The Joker on my phone, and I'm Batman on hers.

by rabidsensibility August 5, 2009

i love you

the biggest lie in the history of the world

imma tell that girl i love you so i can get in her pants or just lead her on cause i’m bored

by Terrorizing cities since 1993 July 7, 2019

I love you babe

I love you a lot you and you mean the world to me. I’m sorry for everything that my dumbass does that isn’t very nice. I don’t do it on purpose. Just know that i rly love you and you rly mean the world to me. Happy Anniversary again and everything you do is very sweet.

“Who do you love?”

“Who can I love except her? She’s the best of the best. I love her so much that I can’t express.”

“Damn that’s rly nice”

“I’m shitt at it but I try my best.”

I love you babe

by imsorry0610 March 6, 2021

I wish you the runs

To cordially wishith upon the runs/diarrhea to someone/something

Someone cuts you off while driving on the road: "I wish you the runs"

by J-Bye January 17, 2009