Horse Around

Casual rough play

Don't horse around in here or you will break something

by Mediatech December 24, 2009

Giant Horse Vagina

A mustache that resembles a horse's vagina...google it.

Firefighter #1: Hey that guy knows how to use a fire hose
Firefighter #2: Of course he does! Just look at that Giant horse vagina

by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

horse penis

A description of someone's overly large or frighteningly above average penis. It is in relation to a horses penis.

Jessipher Bagelnuts has a horse penis

Hows that horse penis Jessipher?

Jessiphers horse penis

by jjojo May 17, 2005

2 guys 1 horse

Another internet gross-out video following in the steps of 2 girls 1 cup, 4 girls fingerpaint, and countless others. Video shows a naked guy bent over in front of a horse, which then jumps up and penetrates him, guided by another guy. Horse then starts thrusting aggressively while the guy moans loudly, ending with a LOT of horse jizz and screams from whoever is currently watching the video. The guy apparantly died later on, hardly surprising since the horse's dick was the size of his arm.

"Dude, did you see 2 guys 1 horse last night?"
"OMG, scared the shit out of me! Why would anyone do that?"

by Jack P Thomas March 31, 2008

dead horse

Australian rhyming slang for "tomato Sauce"

oi macka, give us some of that dead horse for me pie

by Jambles June 28, 2006

Hoarse

something that is harsh in sound

a hoarse voice

by Pacchu Nagari March 3, 2009

cart before the horse

Putting the cart before the horse is doing something in the opposite or reverse order, as in "Don't put the cart before the horse."

He put the cart before the horse when he bought the house before he got the loan."

by Jack Hayslett September 17, 2008