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Hooker's Shower

When one only washes thier: asshole, crotch, armpits, and teeth.
Janice was a trainwreck; only having 3 minutes before meeting with a client, she took a washcloth and a toothbrush in an Arby's bathroom and gave herself a hooker's shower.
by Tremb1es April 7, 2020
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hooker-antics

Shady or scandalous antics that are often typical of hookers.
He always fucks with hookers. When they roll him he acts shocked as if he's new to their hooker-antics.
by mmeez January 26, 2020
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Hooker Cuddle

First you pay a hooker for sex, and then you complete the “transaction.” Afterwards you start to talk about your life and life’s struggles. The hooker offers advice and comforts you in this time of need.
I left a review for “Escorts A La Modé” stating:

“ I really enjoyed Nadia, not only for her openmindness during our encounter but also for the hooker cuddle after.”
by jfs912 February 16, 2019
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Fucking Hookers

A phrase used to describe any form of frustration. Blame it on the fucking hookers.
*drops phone*
Person: Aghh, fucking hookers!
*missed alarms*
Person: Damnit, fucking hookers.
*Gets the clap*
Person: Fucking Hookers......
by Miss Puss November 4, 2019
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prom hooker

A Prom goer who is only there for having sex, generally with more than one person
Hey man am I a prom hooker if I only go to prom for the prom hookers?
by Zombiejunk19 November 6, 2014
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that's so hooker

Anything that is amazing/filthy/rock'n'roll.

Inspired by Gaga and Born This Way's Hooker on Church Corner.
by LittleMonster1203 February 21, 2011
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Hooker Piss

When you have ur friend stick a fish Hook through your foreskin so you can piss no handed
The paraplegic had his friend help him hooker piss
by Captain Clam Hammer May 24, 2019
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