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Hollywood Blindness

A fairly common phenomenon associated with actors playing characters way younger than their actual age. As a result, many in society have become unable to recognize young adults by appearance.

Hollywood blindness occurs when a thirty or twenty year old is assumed to be a teenager, because of the cultural bias that their youthful appearance may be similar to the majority of young adult Hollywood actors being cast as teenagers in movies instead of actual teenagers.
''Tom Holland was cast to play Spider-Man in the Homecoming movie, portraying a 15-year old while he himself was 20 years old at the time, because of hollywood blindness people genuinely think he looks like an actual teenager.''

''I'm not sixteen, I'm twenty-eight! Hollywood really blinded you to how actual young adults look, hasn't it?''

''Grease was notorious for casting adults as teenagers. Now hollywood blindness has invested entire generations with the idea that you don't age up from being a teenager until you're past thirty three.''
by ZeroParanoia January 31, 2025
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Hollywood

Fox News is spreading its anti Hollywood agenda
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Hollywood Hot

a normal person so goddamn beaut they belong on the red carpert instead of your local high street
I saw a guy at Tescos that was so hollywood hot I actually opened my mouth and said "oh my god " when he walked past
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hollywood shit

Hollywood shit,

The act of taking a satisfactory dump and when you wipe your arse, there’s nothing on the toilet roll! A shit of pure class, an A list shit.
Me - Hey Hannah, just had me a Hollywood shit again!
Hannah - damn you’re good! Very impressed
by BobbSmith April 19, 2018
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hollywood hineys

Cheap porn yanked from your fathers stash.
Lee really enjoyed loving himself dry to Stan’s collection of Hollywood Hineys 9!
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Hollywood campsite

After talking with your highschool crush at your graduating classes' reunion, take her on a drive to a remote nature preserve and bang them in a tent, then sneak out and leave her alone in the forest.
After our class reunion, I took my old crush to my Hollywood Campsite and now I don't know where she is.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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hollywood hineys

Cheap porn yanked from your fathers stash.
Lee really enjoyed loving himself dry to Stan’s collection of Hollywood Hineys 9!
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