Christmas Hobo

A hobo who is still outside when the weather turns below 0 around december and is very poorly dressed for the situation e.x Jeans and T-Shirt. Can usually be found pan handling in any major city that gets cold enough.

Benj: "Hey Kyle, lookit the Christmas Hobo!"

*Kyle sees a shivering hobo who is clearly near death*

Benj and Kyle: "Hahahahahaha, Merry Christmas, everyone."

by Benj & Kyle November 13, 2005

Wannabe Hobo

A person who wants to become a hobo.
A person who impersonates hobos by dressing raggedy and makes a sign of their own, and also claim homes on mattresses.
A wannabe hobo will usually wave at people.

"I wannabe a hobo."
"This mattress is my new home."
"I'm a wannabe hobo! I wave at people!"

by Relness September 11, 2008

hobo coffee

When a person can only afford a handfull of coffee beans instead of a cup of actual coffee from a cafe or franchise such as starbucks.. said person can mash the beans in a puddle and lick it off the ground.

Emma "Damn, I've only got one dollar"
Taylor "No biggie just buy some beans and make hobo coffee!"

by blacks_avengers December 9, 2009

Hobo Runover

A male puts his balls into a womans mouth and slaps her cheeks.

The night the whole city got a Hobo Runover.

by Joey Narrows October 26, 2009

hobo condom

its a black plastic bag that is coated with vasoline or any other lubricating substance to promote safe sex among the homeles/poor

man dude last night i scored with a hot chick but i had no money so i had to use a hobo condom

by !gibby! May 22, 2011

hobo wine

Wine that is not only cheap, but whose drinkers are considered low class.

Did you see those two homeless guys fighting over that bottle of hobo wine?

by Darrin Morgan March 10, 2014

Pussy Hobo

A guy who can’t get top drawer pussy so he must settle for mid to low grade pussy. Alternately, anyone who is a poon hound.

All the pussy hobos are on the prowl tonight.

by NeanderThrobs September 9, 2021