The clique in a hillbilly condo who rule by intimidation, ridicule and idiocy.
Once they get on the HOA board, watch out!
They make the rules and decency be damned.
Once they get on the HOA board, watch out!
They make the rules and decency be damned.
This condo is run by the Hillbilly Mafia. You can tell by the cross in the common grounds, the plastic flowers in outdoor planters and the painted coquina rocks.
by SeaCrone December 5, 2025
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Tyler: “oh man, the fair is in town and I really hope that I don’t have to suck those two cocks again. I hate losing when I play the Hillbilly turntable.”
by mr big daddy lover April 5, 2024
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bob: “Sarah you ain’t worked for a cent in your life all you have is daddy’s money”
Sarah: “shut up bob you are nothing but a dirt licking bitch ass hillbilly”
Sarah: “shut up bob you are nothing but a dirt licking bitch ass hillbilly”
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Uncle flaccid, while investigating a suspicious property, was nearly crucified by the local Heroin Hillbillies
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