Helmo

An absolute mad lad goes on many seshes and is the coolest guy around.

Guy: ‘have you heard about that lad Helmo?’
Guy 2: ‘yeah I’m proper petrified of him like’

by Some mental geezer September 9, 2018

Helmety

An action that mimics someone that normally wears a helmet all day.
Describes when a normal person acts “special”, like Short-Bus Helmet kinda “Special”.

“that Robot is acting Helmety after that last program change”
“Stop acting Helmety, and quit licking the window”
‘Wow, he did it all by by himself, when did he quit acting Helmety?”

by All on his own November 15, 2021

Helmi

So beautiful, amazing girl, so wise, so wonderful. When you meet Helmi make sure to propose to her right away, she will be the best thing that has ever happened to you. She oozes sexiness and charisma. A perfect person

Helmi is so sexy and cute

by GREENCHAMELEON January 27, 2022

Leather Helmet Wearing Motherfucker

An individual who acts like or actually is a throwback from another era. True leather helmets try to fully live the old school lifestyle in modern times. These people could care less if there is an easier way to perform a task because they know that their retro methods are the best way.

Guy 1: I heard Rick only showers on Sunday nights.
Guy 2: Eww. What a leather helmet wearing motherfucker!

by ub_bryan_2002 March 29, 2008

nose helmet

When one picks their nose with one hand, and sheathes it with their other hand. This is a weak attempt to cover up the fact you are gold digging

Bob: Wow, I can't believe Sally is picking her nose in public like that.
Joe: Well, at least she has a nose helmet...

by yumeko April 23, 2011

Spartian helmet

When a male puts his balls on both of his partners ears and lays his dick down the middle of the forhead

Man I can't believe she let me give her a spartian helmet

by BlaZeD XXX November 26, 2016

persian helmet

When your balls are over someone's eyes and your dick goes down their nose.

Yo, Mark was so drunk at that party the other day that I totally gave him a Persian Helmet.

by Guerinlagann March 10, 2018