heffah

kickass ninja fairy princess

that heffah sure is a kickass ninja fairy princess

by anon March 10, 2005

Heffeney

When a girl is off the shits and can't remember her own name

Hi um...my name is...uhhh heffeney !

by Melonpussysquirty5 September 1, 2016

hoffenhiemer

To mop a dirty spot.
on hands and knees scrubing, scrubing scrubing. David saw me doing it hard.

Mom i'm going to Hoffenhiemer the kitchen

by Bob February 25, 2005

Heiferidge

Noun, from the english heifer (a female cow) and fridge (col. meaning refrigerator).

Derogatory name for a female, usually overweight or generous in proportions. Often a girlfriend or significant other.

A fat, slovenly, un-redeeming woman, similar in size and shape to that of a cow and fridge.

An ugly or out of shape woman.

Girl: "Where's my pink top?"

Boy: "Shut up Heiferidge!"

by The Analargonaught. March 10, 2009

Heff

Short for “Heffer”. Commonly applied to obese, overweight individuals. Relates the person to the cow species so can also often be tied in to being a “grass-eater”.

Look at that Heff sitting over there in his office. I bet he hasn’t moved all day that fatass. He considers walking on a treadmill a workout.

by Jacky Handy January 28, 2018

Haffee

Haffee is a word that was invented by my stupid friend. I don't really know why he invented it, because the meaning of haffee is just coffee. He's an kollegah fan and I don't know if it has something to do with his idol. He's just weird and sorry for wasting your time

My stupid ass friend : Hey dude you want a haffee?
Me : don't you mean coffee?
My stupid ass friend : No I mean haffee
Me: And why do you call it haffee?
My stupid ass friend : *giggles*

by Sw4g2y0u December 9, 2018

Heffer

Being compared to Hugh Hefner. A playboy man able to have a woman at any time and/or many women at the same time. Charms ladies with his personality or money, but is not always an attractive guy.

"Dude, I totally scored with two hot chicks last night."
"That's awesome! Man, you are such the heffer."

by information station June 1, 2012