hell in a handbag

When someone doesn't know the saying is "hell in a handbasket" and they keep saying that you are wrong.

Supposedly it is a saying in the mid-west states.

My wife keeps saying to hell in a handbag, since the kids are not listening.

by tboycgirl August 25, 2020

thrown your handbag in the river

To go gay, specifically Lesbian. The term is really used to mean that you are becoming a lesbian from being straight.

Originally came from Kath and Kim (Australia)

Kath: Kim, I want you to know, I know that you've thrown your handbag in the river and I'm okay with that...

by Phalange Asphyxiation September 11, 2023

Grannie's Hangbag

I massive shit that doesn't look heavy until you grab it.

OMG! Johnny did you drop a grannie's hangbag in the toilet upstairs?

by Handsome Ass Nibba January 29, 2024

Cunty Regirock with a Handbag

Regirock, a legendary pokemon from the Hoenn Region, is essentially assigned with massive eyelashes, human hands with long fingernails, and a designer handbag.

Cunty Regirock w/ handbag: "ÜN ÜN ÜN!"

Me: "Woah it's a Cunty Regirock with a handbag!"

by THE ORIGINAL ME May 10, 2024

The Quigley Handbrake

The act of suddenly gripping a nearby friend's erect penis and attempting to yank it at an extreme angle with great force.

I hit matt with the Quigley Handbrake and now he's in hospital.

by Quilyboi July 2, 2024

train conductors handbreak

when a dildo is slathered in used motor oil and bacon grease

My girl did the train conductors handbreak last night,

by Travis Chode Johnson February 26, 2025

Going to hell in a handbasket

In the 1890s in San Fransciso there was a popular hooker named Helena who was recognizable in that she always carried a small handbasket instead of a purse or handbag; hence she acquired the nickname "Helena Handbasket". Sailors arriving in the port would often say things like "I'm gonna look up Helena Handbasket tonight" or in announcing their intention of what to do after a night at the bar, "Now I'm going to Helena Handbasket", which by association with the sinful nature of the activity involved, became the mondigreen, "going to hell in a handbasket".

Hey dude, if you don't stop chasing so much pussy you're going to hell in a handbasket.

by ostrogoth February 2, 2024