hamster

a dirty little hairy rat that shits all over your counch and dies 2 days after purchase.

Kid: I want a hamster for christmas!
Me: You stupid fag, go shove that rat up your ass.

by Bubba_The_Retard November 16, 2006

hamstershaver

One who has Hamsters.

more than one hammster.

The One With hammsters.ie Hammster haver

Look Mummy at the Hamster Rangler.

Mummy:""Indeed...he Is a Hamster Haver."

by CFZB March 29, 2005

hamster

An extra planar being failing to mimic the far superior Guinea Pigs. Their mind powers fall short of the greater cavy, and they often go into a rage when they fail at their prime task of mind controlling humans. Beware their bite, as they sometimes will not release until death. Hamsters will only die if there is a possibility it would inconvenience a human.

If you fear for your life from a Hamster, seek out the shelter of the superior and more benevolent Guinea Pig.

by fred-of-fred December 30, 2004

Hung Like a Hamster

When a males genitalia is approximately the size of a hamster aka. very small. When said to girls on the street in a heckling manner this term will lead to laughter and chicks love doing it with funny guys.

Dude 1: Hey ladies, I'm Hung Like a Hamster!!!
Girl 1: Haha!, LOL!, ROFL! lets do it!

Tip: This term is most effective when said in some sort of sequence with "Hey ladies, I have good game!" See: I Have Good Game here on Urban Dictionary for more details.

Dude 1: Hey ladies, I'm Hung Like a Hamster!!!
Girl 1: Thats neat.
Dude 1: No seriously, I have good game!
Girl 1: Haha!, LOL!, ROFL! lets do it!

by Coolguy172 June 23, 2006

hamsterdam

A place for hamsters where the food has itty bits of weed in it and their bedding is made from hemp.

There's usually a main tube or area for blowing smoke in to get them all high on a daily basis.

There must be 3 or more hamsters in order to call it a true hamsterdam otherwise it's just called getting your hamster stoned.

Billy: "shit man bubbles escaped from hamsterdam again last night and started mating with the giant rats in my basement"

Suzy: "maybe he got the midnight munchies, he'll be back if he wants to get lifted again"

by Matt Huff August 26, 2009

Hamster

To violently make love at an alarming pace. In order to initiate a 'Hamster', the male must thrust at a speed which almost sends him into a spasm.

Man1: "Dude seriously, i hamstered the hell outta that slut ."
Man2: "No way!"
Man1: "Way."

by Flossua March 15, 2009

hamster fart

Random dumb compliment a guy says to his girlfriend when he's awkwardly ran out of cute witty pet names to call her or things to say to her.

Ethan: "hey pumpkin!"

Kristin: "hey cuddly bear, hot stuff, honey bunny... Mr. Puffy Poopins" ;)

Ethan: "ummm, heya!!... Sweet cheeks"!!"

Kristin: "I love you! ye olde sexy beast!!"

Ethan: " ...hey! I... love you too... hamster fart!"

Kristin: "???"

by Ethan Banana. November 23, 2013