Jacking off and ending right before you’re about to cum and then proceeding to workout right after to maximize T-levels. Proven way to get your biceps bigger
Better Pre-workout than Gnar Pump
Better Pre-workout than Gnar Pump
Me: Hey Joe, why couldn’t you sumo deadlift 450 today?
Joe: Bro, honestly, I didn’t half jack today, I’m just not feeling as good
Me:Pussy
Joe: Bro, honestly, I didn’t half jack today, I’m just not feeling as good
Me:Pussy
by Half-Jacking December 12, 2018
Get the half jackmug. "Half-Pete" is a reference to the mythical half man that lives in rural West Virginia in a basement of a large family. The story is told: His mother tried to abort him as an infant, however the procedure did not take. A week later, the abomination that is Half-Pete was born. With the lower section of his body skewered by incompetent surgical practices, he would physically only be half a man. Half-Pete is often referred to now as a full grown man, while other accounts say he is immortal.
He is described as vitriolic, spiteful and during bouts of his regular and intense pain, enraged. His story came to light when he tunneled out of the basement (from which he was made prisoner in) and into one of the off-set structures on the property where one of his younger siblings slept. Through years of tunneling, one night he cut his way through the carpet, attacked and killed his sibling in a bitter act of revenge over a long lifetime of abuse from the hands of his parents and siblings. Some accounts say he was force fed pain pills by members of the family wearing a "bear suit" (bear-resistance hardened suit) so as to keep the noise down during important family functions, in an effort to further conceal his existence.
Half-Pete can be used as an adjective when describing a situation, as follows...
He is described as vitriolic, spiteful and during bouts of his regular and intense pain, enraged. His story came to light when he tunneled out of the basement (from which he was made prisoner in) and into one of the off-set structures on the property where one of his younger siblings slept. Through years of tunneling, one night he cut his way through the carpet, attacked and killed his sibling in a bitter act of revenge over a long lifetime of abuse from the hands of his parents and siblings. Some accounts say he was force fed pain pills by members of the family wearing a "bear suit" (bear-resistance hardened suit) so as to keep the noise down during important family functions, in an effort to further conceal his existence.
Half-Pete can be used as an adjective when describing a situation, as follows...
by Dave712 December 15, 2017
Get the Half-Petemug. A dude with only one testicle.
The maintenance man stopped by to fix my sink. So I offered him a gratuitous blow job. Found he’s a half sacker.
My uncle was born with only one testicle. He’s a half sacker.
My uncle was born with only one testicle. He’s a half sacker.
by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018
Get the Half Sackermug. Person: what’s a sister called when her mother is your mom but you have different fathers
Chloe: half-of-a-sister?
Person: R A C I S T
Chloe: half-of-a-sister?
Person: R A C I S T
by Delete this account now July 24, 2023
Get the Half-of-a-sistermug. When a horror story so scary, you have to exit full-screen, and scroll down to cut the screen literally in half.
Apparently Beatrice only likes to see people walking around in the horror movie, when I asked her why, she said, "Oh, I'm half watching this episode."
by Tswole August 9, 2015
Get the Half Watchingmug. Man, I met a really nice worker at Walmart, but she had to give me a half off before her manager saw!
by Your boi Bailey February 17, 2017
Get the Half offmug. Can you lend me a half a yard would mean fifty dollars, similarly can you spot me a yard would mean person is requesting a $100.00 loan.
by Cyril nashCCyril Nash December 17, 2017
Get the half a yardmug.