Greek Salad

It is when you take a room in your house and cover the floor to the baseboard with painters plastic and pour out a gallon of olive oil, then get naked with your mate and fuck and slip and slip around the room.

"Dude last night me and my girl pulled a greek salad in our den"

by Cousineric April 8, 2010

Greek Women

Women that even though they like a guy and want him a lot, they will pretend they are not interested in him especially if he makes a move. Greek women tend to feel as if they were some kind of a DIVA and that one day a knight will arrive with his white horse to take them to their palace.

These women can be easily found in any greek beach in summer (wearing HUGE glasses in order to look like big flies) or in any Greek club in winter.

Latest discoveries show that a male stands a chance of getting with a Greek woman only by pretending to be her friend. As a result, her whole philosophy will collapse for this specific male (as he will seem indifferent for her) and will eventually fall into his hands.

-Hey, check this girl... It is almost dark and she is wearing glasses!
-Oh, I thought there weren't any greek women here...

by gow92 February 23, 2011

greek

a kick ass person who has at least 26-89 cousins, killer parties on every major holiday with the exception of Roshushanna and Hanukkah, loves to drink undiluted ouzo, and is referred to/responds to "Greek" while being passed in the hallways of school.

Dude, you're so greek.

'Sup, Greek!

I wish I was Greek.

by zt! January 19, 2005

Greg

A great guy with a loving heart that lights up a whole room when he walks into it. He might be kinda slow but he he’s cute too.

Greg is a great boyfriend, friend, and lover.

by Phatprincess June 19, 2018

Cyprus is Greek

Cyprus is Greek is a code phrase for furries which actually means "I want to have Furry-yiff sex". The phrase first appeared in 1958 and it is very common in EOKA and patriot greeks who want enosis (Unify cyprus with Furryland), since Greece is said to be the most furry populated country in the Balkans.

Furry person 1: (to another furry): Hey Foxy UwU.
Furry person 2: Cyprus is Greek murrr!

by Valon Le degol May 23, 2022

Old Greg

the best sea creature dude on youtube EVER.

hes hilariouso and SEXXIIII

quote from the Old Greg video:


Old Greg: Hi there, I’m old greg, pleased to meet ya. What you doin in my waters?
Fisherman: Just takin the air you know, not fishin.
Greg: Then how come this hooks in my head fool?!
Fisherman: Its nothing to do with me.
Old Gee: Its attached to your rod mother licka!!
Fisherman: Don’t kill me, I’ve got so much to give.
GEEE: Easy now fuzzy little man peach.Ever drank baileys out of a shoe? Do you want to come to a club were people wee on eachotha?
Fisherman: No.
oldgreg: I’m goina hurt you.
fisherman: Excuse me.
GREG: I like you, what do you think of me?
Fisherman: I don’t really know sir.
GreG: Make an assessment.
fish: I think you’re a nice modern gentle man.
GREG: Don’t lie to me boy.
man: I’m not lying.
gregster: I know what your thinking.Here comes old Greg, he’s scaly man fish

by MHolz April 23, 2009

Greg

Greg is the chillest kid ever. He's got the chillest friends and is liked by everyone. He also posseses super ninja powers. He's also really hot. His skills include airsoft, paintball,lacrosse and hooking up with girls. He's pretty much amazing.

Wow tht kid just scored 4 times!!
Yeah bu thts because he's Greg

Oh wow iv never met one of them before

by NumberedNinja July 17, 2011