slippery goblin

When a man opens up a freshly cracked and shaken glowstick, and pours all the liquid on his crotch. This will give the area a bright and slippery appearance. Immediately afterwards the man will then fuck somebody.

After last night rave I decided to show my kandi girl some loving with my slippery goblin.

You know with that new glowstick you got there you could give her a well desired slippery goblin.

by djxxnip April 25, 2010

Corn Goblin

Corn goblins are antivaxxers dwelling in the Midwestern region of the United States. Corn goblins are typically seen in crowded public spaces without a mask.

“Did you hear about that dude that got duct taped on that Frontier Airlines Flight?”

“Yeah, he was some corn goblin from Ohio or some shit.”

by corngoblin666 August 10, 2021

Nob Goblin

An ugly girl who men fraternise with because she is dirty too.

Dude that girl is so ugly, but I hear she really gives out. She's such a nob goblin!

by swellyeah December 1, 2009

Discharge goblins

Racist white people

P1: Did you see that discharge goblins

Tik tok?!
P2: Yes! Like this snow possum really tried to say the n word is just a word😭💀

by #CancelWhitePeople December 22, 2020

Glizzy Goblin

Not to be confused by a Glizzy Gladiator or a Glizzy Gobbler, a Glizzy Goblin could be categorized not for the speed in which they consume the Glizzy but how many Glizzies they could handle or take in.

Cameron: “I’m back, WOAH where did all the Glizzies go”
Raphael: “ Robert the absolute Glizzy Goblin got greedy and took them all”

by SirRaphael August 4, 2020

Queef Goblin

A complete nerd. A queef goblin or Q.G. is usually a person with large glasses, irritating voice, and a nonsocial hobby.

There is a BIG queef goblin in my chemistry class, he belongs in the Q.G. club!

by Meghan Bananergee July 9, 2010

Goblin Mode

A variation of the cowgirl sexual position in which the person on top has their hands and feet planted onto the other person. Also often involves grunting and occasionally manic laughing.

“Heard you got lucky last night.”

“Oh yeah man, she went full Goblin Mode on me. It was wild.”

by Ickglockma November 10, 2021