gnome head

a smart ass, bitchy, annoying, bald head principal.

"man, there goes gnome head"

by Jaii235 February 27, 2017

gnome orgies

While playing Bingo, it is the state of having all of the "G" numbers on your card crossed off.

Now that they called "G-54" I have gnome orgies on this card.

by biblioforhire May 12, 2016

pseudo gnome

A member of a large group of people working for a criminal organisation with the express role of obtaining pseudoephedrine for the manufacture of illicit substances. An illegitimate organisation who has a large number of pseudo gnomes circumvents legal dispensing restrictions by means of sheer numbers.

Chemist: "We are not keeping up with demand, we just don't have enough pseudoephedrine"
Boss: "Well then hire some more pseudo gnomes!"

by aqaqa11111 October 13, 2016

scrotum gnome

When you first notice a white hair under you scrotum.

I finally got my first scrotum gnome at age 35.

by Hooch poopie September 11, 2016

lace gnome

Mythical little creature that sneaks out of his lair to untie your shoelaces

That pesky lace gnome has done my shoes again

by Deirdre Rasheed January 20, 2018

gnome beater

When you have a bloody gnome and you proceed to jerk off anyway

That weird guy Michael in my class is a suspected gnome beater

by Mat the rat January 24, 2018

Gnoming

The act of popping up at someone's garden wall during coronavirus lock down to say 'hi'! Keeping correct social distance and obviously only when out exercising 😜

We went 'gnoming' at my sisters today

by Toffygirl April 18, 2020