Globobby

A Globobby is a person who put a sandwich between their toes

Dave is such a globobby

by Globobby October 2, 2019

Globeling

A person that believe’s they are living on a globe or spinning ball without a shred of proof.
Props to A.S.

John Doe is a Globeling.

by T1DRUMMER November 4, 2019

global news

Global News is a Canadian news network which sometimes doesn't get facts wrong.

Dan: "Hey, did you hear that Global News published an article on using glory holes for safer sex during COVID-19?"

Steve: "No way! That's the eighth most ridiculous thing I've heard this year!"

by Shteeeeeve July 22, 2020

globgus

he person in school that always ask for school supplies but then the next day there lost and they need so much its like food like they eat it and when they "loses" it there actually eating it because its gone and they need to much its like they need to to survive

the globgus is eating all the school supplies no wonder we have none

by School is the worst November 5, 2020

Globglogabgalab

I'm the Globglogabgalab, I love books
And this basement is a true treasure trove

I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab
Ooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid
Simply delicious
Ohm, ha ha ha ha
I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap gla
Ah

The Globgloglabgalab is quite the man. He is full of shwibbly-liber kind! He is one sexy ass mother fucker. You don't find a man like him everyday.

"Party time am I right"
"Books are cool"
"Globglogabgalab is awesome sauce!"

by no >:( December 19, 2020

Globglogabgalab

A fat book worm

Brooke is a globglogabgalab

by MrNoDad February 23, 2021

Globglogabgalab

An amazing song, will however give you brain cancer...

I am the globglogabgalab and I love books.....

by TheLonelyCroissant April 12, 2021