Gift Coma

A state of catatonia reached when a wealthy family exchanges Christmas gifts for hours and hours on end. Exacerbated when they've had their personal assistants purchase 20-30 gifts per family member over the course of an entire year.

Everybody was experiencing gift comas at the Martin household as they entered their 5th hour of exchanging gifts; mounds and mounds of which most didn't want in the first place and will be carted directly in their luxury SUVs to Goodwill on their drive back home.

by Mark L Stevens December 21, 2009

Wrapping Gifts

Covering an item (which you intend to give away for free) with some material which is typically decorative and typically composed from the flesh of dead trees. This event tends to occur most frequently around holidays, birthdays, and marriages.

I'm wrapping gifts.

by Emrak December 24, 2008

sex surrogate gift

gee whiz! -another fucking birthday (christmas), and you're still having to get off alone!! how sad! i'm (santas') going to bring you a nice sex surrogate gift this year. you can rest back and 'watch the stars', while the surrogate does all the 'work'!!

you couldn't 'score' with michael foolsley 'cause you were three hundred pounds!!?? -no problem!!...in this box is a phone number...call the number, and order up YOUR type of sex surrogate!!

judy got the sex surrogate gift this year!! -after she got off, she was all smiles!

i'm hoping somebody gives me the sex surrogate gift this year!!!

by michael foolsley December 28, 2009

gifty

only of significance as something to buy and give for the holidays (or sometimes birthdays), but otherwise totally useless the minute they unwrap it.

Gifty things aren't exactly stuff you find at Spencer or actual gift shops...no, gifty crap is what you find on end caps at Target and in checkout lines at Ross every December.

Every store gets in the act of selling gifty stuff. The likes of Home Depot will sell iPod speakers and baby booties just because it's the holidays.

by Kuahmel December 20, 2010

gift sex

similar to surpise sex but given as a gift that you can return but cannot get an exchange or refund on.

dude 1: Matt got gift sex from Jodie, now he is afraid to fall asleep.

dude 2: Whats so bad about that
dude 1: Jodie looks like big foot
dude 2: shame that

by shadow8913 October 15, 2009

mentally gifted

Head game strong. Really good at giving head

Damn rosi is mentally gifted.

by Liam Neesons December 1, 2015

Gift

The term a true woman uses in reference to a man’s ejaculate. ( cum ).

I knew she was a pile of shit when she spit my gift out in the sink. I said bitch, you keep my gift.

by Blamupinit April 18, 2019