Gabe

Gabe is an asshole. He won’t break your heart, because you’re too mad to be sad and can’t imagine how you ever liked him. He’ll make you wish you never even knew him. He’s petty and childish and no one likes him.

1: Yo is that Gabe over there?
2: Ugh yeah he fucking sucks.

Gabe by educator on slurs November 21, 2023

Gabe

One short ass nigga. Has the worlds smallest dick and likes being pinned by big sweaty niggas

Person: Damn, look at that elf over there.
fuck that is Gabe look how small his dick is
Gabe: Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga

Gabe by The Real Definiton Nigga December 4, 2023

Gabe

Short ass nigga. Holds the world record for smallest dick in the world and likes being fucked by big sweaty black men

Gabe: ough ough ough
Person: what is that noise
Person 2: Thats gabe fucking a 2 year old
Gabe: Nigga Nigga Nigga

Gabe by The Real Definiton Nigga December 4, 2023

Gabe

A person who regularly does wrestling, and is fairly irritating about it. Likes to use slang that’s probably a couple months late.

He likes to complain about being “tall” when he’s around 5’10? Terrible flirt. He may be gay.

“Hey Gabe!”

“What’s up? I’m himothy.”

“Holy shit, you’re so fucking gay.”

Gabe by GabeHater771Hemaybegay December 13, 2023

Gabe

A person that’s gay as fuck and eat chicken on daily bases with his bbc hangout if his pants.

That’s person is a Gabe since he has a small dick

Gabe by Chink91169 December 31, 2023

gabe

the biggest hoe and cheater around

gabe cheated on his gf with 3 different girls
he’s such a player

gabe by dougthepug January 3, 2024

gabe

a gabe is a deceitful boy. on the outside he seems shy, smart, and kind. he will hold up that act for a long time in a relationship. he tells his girl everything she wants to hear and makes her feel like she is loved but it’s all an act. once he gets bored he’ll find a new girl, while keeping up the act that he “loves” his gf. one day he’ll dump his gf and lie to her face by saying that there’s no other girl, but he’ll immediately begin dating the new girl. they won’t last though bc gabe’s are not trustworthy and they never change (the new girl will find out soon enough)

girl 1: there’s a new guy named gabe in my class i think i want to date him
girl 2: no never date a gabe, they’re always players

gabe by dougthepug January 3, 2024