funch

an uncontrollable urge to hug squeeze and pull a person to yourself.

For example the other day I had missed my sister so much ......I told here i wanted to just run up and funch her.

by 4of8 April 25, 2011

function

an expert with a glock

OMfg he is a function with that thing

by John April 8, 2003

Funcomfortable

Noun. when a situation is both funny and uncomfortable at the same time.

When my new girlfriend called my old one a slut, it was a little funcomfortable.

by Mr. Avg Normal May 10, 2009

Funck

The funnest day of your uckin life

Running across the field at your high school homecoming game naked was so funck.

by Playa Qwerty October 20, 2010

funck

to groove haha i dont know

brian dont phunk with my heart

by Lauren Bebe Wazz April 13, 2005

High Functioning Autism

Some Barmy Plonker oo finks he's smart but inside he's just a mound of smelly clunge.

you can tell he's got High Functioning Autism can't ya.

by Funny Shark April 13, 2022

funch

An uncomon slang word, not used much outside of Bristol, in England. Funch means 1 of 3 things, depending on how you use it. If you were to say: I want some funch, it would mean you want a blowjob. If you said: funch you, it would mean, fuck you, in any other context, it means whore.

Bob: YOU FILTHY FUNCH!
Sarah: FUNCH YOU!

or

Bob: I need some funch!
Sarah: Piss off!

by afromonkey200 January 21, 2010