Wichita Falls

A place in Texas, close to Oklahoma, rather overrun with airmen in training Sheppard AFB, shabby tattoo parlors and chain restaurants. Famed for the Hotter N Hell 100 and the man made brown water "falls", thats about all we have. Kindest people, most of them relatively unattractive, feels like home no matter where you're from.

While you're stationed in Wichita Falls, be sure to ride the HNH.

by original namesake October 18, 2008

Full Retard

1) Somewhere you never should go.
2) Playing a mentally handicapped person in a film or show with no exceptional or redeeming skills.

You went full retard man. Never go full retard.

by [e-mail] October 8, 2008

Full Force Glen Assault

Full Force Glen Assault -noun
1. When you are unknowingly assaulted by unsavory people, which leads to a undesirable situation.

Bob: Phil, you didn't tell me this party was going to have all these unsavory people at it! I canceled all my plans to come here!

Phil: Sorry Bob! This party is a real disgusting place, I agree. If I never have to come in contact with any of these people again it'll be okay with me.

Bob: Yeah Phil... this party was a Full Force Glen Assault.

by BigChud69SoFine June 22, 2008

full as a fairy's phone book

Drunk, or bloated from eating too much.

"Man, you were putting away those martinis and pork pies like nobody's business last night."
"Uh huh. By the end I was as full as a fairy's phone book."
"God damn."

by Magogigle October 23, 2009

full mattress

a large amount of money. The term was featured the song "im good" by Clipse when he said, "My mattress is full, why shouldnt I be out?"

Son, my mattress is full we hittin Vegas!

"Do you have any money?"

"I gotta full mattress"

by XFlurry October 26, 2009

Full Rooster

Simultaneous vomiting and diarrhea, giving the appearance of a roosters beard and tail.

Ugh, I ate at chinese food from QQ's last night. As soon as I was done I raced home, ripped my clothes off, jumped in the shower and released the Full Rooster.

by Swiss Bank Arsonists February 9, 2012

Full Mallard

The act of pressing ones anus against the vaginal canal of a pregnant female duck. The duck then births an egg into the human's anal cavity without breaking it. If the egg breaks in the process, the act of full mallard is voided.

Once the egg has been completely transferred to the human, he or she may then pass the egg to another human or animal in the same fashion.

"dude, i got kicked out of the petting zoo"
"what, why?"
"they caught me going full mallard in the pond area"

by fathers_bulge October 26, 2012