The Fried Jack

The act of taking a friend's hand, and jerking yourself off with your friend's hand, leaving the semen on your penis, aging it, and eating the dick cheese

Kyle: Hey Brian, want to do The Fried Jack?

Brian: No, do you remember last time, Mom will kill us.

by Lord Headass 69420 February 28, 2020

pussy fried

All tired out because of a dick struck female. Worn out from too many ejaculations in a short period of time.

"I'm in need of some Viagra, I'm pussy fried!"

by Mrs. Dickstruck September 5, 2017

Stir Fried

Throwing together multiple strains of weed into one bowl/joint/blunt.

We have about a half gram each so we'll just throw it all together and smoke a stir fry bowl.

Dude, lets get stir fried!

by AHor4U November 20, 2011

McDonald’s fries

Your ex girlfriend is stale like McDonald’s fries reheated

That girl is stale like McDonald’s fries

by lolgeek838 March 5, 2021

Fried jada

A girl who doesn't smell delightful and whose hair is all nappy with alot of dandruff probably some mold to. Fakes pregnancy, and thinks she's the shit but actually just smells like it

Whats for dinner? Fried jada

by Babablacksheep77634 December 14, 2021

Fav Fri

(Noun);Short for favorite friend.
Pronounce fav as fave, or short for favorite.
Pronounce fri as fry, or short for friend.
(Verb);Slang for what's up.

(Noun);"Hey fav fri, what's up?"
or "What's up fav fri?"
(Verb);"What's fav fri?"

by Natasha I. June 3, 2008

Surprise Fries

When you think you're just getting a sandwich but your order comes with a side of fries.

What'd you order?
The chicken club. I thought it was just a sandwich but it came with an order of surprise fries!

by ChrisDougman September 22, 2016