Failed Laziness

The act of doing more work while trying to do less work due to laziness.
I didn't want to carry all that crap to the trash so I walked all the way to the side yard to get the wheel barrow when all I had to do was get the dolly from the garage. Such failed laziness.
by Rabidmogwai March 06, 2009
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sports fail

An action that is clumsy, unintentional, accidental that ends up in a moment of utter calamity in a sporting event.
The Boise State kicker committed a sports fail for the team resulting in a multimillion dollar loss for the school + infinite shame.
by Zambiki November 30, 2010
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KT Fail

When you Take almost forever whith a lot of effot just to fail in the end.

This is Demonstrated when you are fighting Kel Thulzad in Naxxaramas just to fail when he reaches 2% health.

This is Pronounced Using a K and a T sound individualy instead of saying the name of the letters themselves.
You: Dude i'm on the last page of my 300 page Thesis on why the human race destroys everything they come in contact with.

Me: Weren't we supposed to write on the growth of a specific type of mushroom?

You: ........

Me: KT FAIL
by Admiral Zaron June 26, 2009
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failed painter

man i cant believe that a failed painter took over most of europe
by dandafan May 25, 2021
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Shuffle Fail

When you put your iPod (or some other type of mp3) on shuffle, and it plays some songs by the same artist at least 2 times in a row. Or if the songs start playing in Alphabetical Order after the device is put on shuffle.
I went to the party to hear some great music, but Bill's iPod had a Shuffle Fail, so everyone got tortured and had to listen to Lady Gaga for 3 hours straight. It was horrible.
by TheChampion613 June 20, 2011
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Biscuit Fail

When a cream filled biscuit goes wrong, and the top side (the bit with the pattern/logo etc) is round the wrong way ie creamside down, and the bottom is on the top. Could also be called biscuit malfunaction.
"Shit whats going on this whole packet of Oreos are all round the wrong way" "Severe Biscuit Fail"
by GoldenBarrel November 20, 2009
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Smart failing

When a smart person says they’re failing but they get a 97%
Dumb person: Awh shoot I’m going to fail this test

Smart person: Same :(

Dumb person: But im actually failing it, you’re just smart failing
by Yodellegend April 16, 2018
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