Sexier than socks on a blind rooster

youre sexier than socks on a blind rooster, so sexy and hot

blake is sexier than socks on a blind rooster!

by bigbootybitchesbeonmydick March 3, 2023

Rocky Rooster

my really really cute tabby kitten that meows.

omg look its rocky rooster!

by RockyRooster October 10, 2011

Magic Rooster

Magic man. A great man. Can be used to describe an excellent male athlete, musician, lover, etc.

That magic rooster really knocked my socks off last night!

by Happy Rooster January 12, 2020

rooster smashed

the state of which one is completely high and intoxicated. typically said in southern US.

Earl, I done got the stuff, let's get rooster smashed.

by ptwitchypyrate March 4, 2012

Roostered

Verb: being FUBAR beyond your own willingness and comprehension.

Dude was so roostered he didn’t remember the sheriffs came.

by Steady_1 November 23, 2023

Rooster Stomped

While using a sniper in Call of Duty, You run and Halo jump then shove the barrel into the opponent to where its impossible to miss the shot.

Screw quick scoping, that noob just got rooster stomped!

by ndpendent November 5, 2011

Rooster up

A male standing his ground when needed. Display of dominance, not willing to back down.

He rooster up and demanded the thieves leave as they tried to hide in shadows.

by Xmnh May 24, 2022