Computer Breakfast

When one substitutes the first and most important meal of the day to use their computer instead.

I was going to go make myself some bacon and eggs, but I ended up having a computer breakfast instead.

by Originalnilson December 12, 2012

Breakfast cookies

Noun
Morning sex

Matt slept over last night and we had breakfast cookies at sunrise.

by Shannonymous November 12, 2016

Oakland Breakfast

The act of eating out a pussy while simultaneously sucking a dick.

"Dude, I just gave Sally and Harry an Oakland Breakfast."
"Nice! How did it feel to have two people in your mouth at the same time?"

by You Had 1 Job October 27, 2016

taint breakfast

noun;
The act of violently forcing another persons face into their own taint/twat. Either pushing down forwards or bending backwards (scorpion)

Sean was acting like a real douchenozzel, so I gave him a hot taint breakfast.

by TheRealMasterBlaster December 11, 2013

Breakfast shake

When your girl gives u a handjob to wake you up.

Adiv’s parents gave him an egg, cheese, bacon on a crossaint toasted and a breakfast shake at Dunkin Donuts for his birthday.

by thebusishere May 3, 2018

duck's breakfast

a shit and a drink of water

I woke up in the garage feeling rotten, I was only fit for a duck's breakfast

by roaryourarseoff June 5, 2013

White breakfast

The act of masturbating so that you ejaculate on your own face.

Oh wow, I can't believe that Pete just gave himself a white breakfast...

by -Bapwich- October 20, 2010