fud flute

Term used to describe item used in the most modern of annoying pastimes

Can you ‘smoke’ that fud flute elsewhere? I’d rather not be ingulfed in tropical vapour

by Big aldo March 5, 2020

twiddle your bone flute

when a magic the gathering player (primarily in simic) takes so many actions in one turn that lasts about 20 minutes whilst no other players can play the game

Dude you're playing Aesi you're just gonna twiddle your bone flute for 20 minutes until you get Thoracle.

by JeskaiFreak April 5, 2025

Flutes

AMAZING. INSTRUMENTS.

BETTER THAN CLARINETS.

Person 1: hi I play flutes
Person 2: I play clarinet
Person 3: person 1 is amazing. person 2………..

by Erika&Zamira&Red February 14, 2023

flute booty

A "flute booty" is when a woman has a tight and unattractive behind. All muscle no fat.

Greg: "Man that chick got a nice tight ass."
Jason: "Man that bitch got a flute booty."

by T.T.S.D July 10, 2016

Flute

A strong, beautiful, and an amazing instr- *ahem* weapon.

Many people who play this instrument are apparently either a girl or gay as it goes with stereotypes. Also, many of these people can be uhm very rude sometimes.
This beauty of an instrument sounds amazing and can also be used to easily go inside a mellophone :,)

Person 1: *sticks flute in mello*

Person 2: are you trying to f*ck my mellophone?

Person 1: ....

by musictoast October 16, 2019

Flute

A man who practices pre-marital sex. Often is doing so with a woman who has breast or boobs. This will be done by having the penis enter the vaginal cavity.

That Flute is bound to go to hell.

by Pilot Brown January 20, 2024

mud flute

One's butt hole. In particular reference to it's ability to produce quality sounds whilst also being capable of producing a substance that at times can closely resemble mud. There are those in the world that possess the ability to coordinate Mud Flutes to produce music in concert that would be then referred to as a Mud Flute Orchestra.

Bob: So what's the quarterly sales report looking like?
Richard: Not bad. We've got...
***Jim from 3 cubicles over rips ass***
Bob: Sounds like Jim's playin' the ol' Mud Flute.
Richard: Yeah. His talent is on a level the likes of which our generation rarely sees.
Bob: Indeed.

by OpenHandSlap November 17, 2017