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flute tech.

the housekeeper at tobey who loves to clean the pipes in the security office while he munches on some pepperoni and then proceeds to give her some baby gravy!
damn, flute tech. really knows how to clean my pipes. I couldn't even wait to give her some of my man chowder
by flute tech. February 6, 2009
mugGet the flute tech.mug.

shit flute

The way you ruin a whole song by your awful flute-play
Jake can't play flute at all, but he force his shit flute play for Mozart's masterpiece
by Fede_Manroe22 July 5, 2019
mugGet the shit flutemug.

Toot Flute

The butthole, commonly referenced as it pertains to the act of farting
Man it stinks in here! Did someone play a few notes on the toot flute?
by crbrewski October 29, 2020
mugGet the Toot Flutemug.

douche flute

"hey dude want to play with my douche flute?"

or

"yo look at dose douche flute they so awesome, maybe we can play with one another's douche flute"
by pissinonmyass July 8, 2019
mugGet the douche flutemug.

Mushroom Flute

Act of fellatio to relieve one's penial secretions while humming a song
Chandra really knows how to blow the mushroom flute

"I'm bat-winging bad, time to get a mushroom flute"
by Pan face April 25, 2022
mugGet the Mushroom Flutemug.

Flute

A person who is a massive flamer and can’t find his speaker .
Hey look , there’s Dave the big FLUTE!!”
by Dazzieboy January 30, 2019
mugGet the Flutemug.

Calab's flute

A handcrafted woodwind instrument known for its deep, haunting tone and curved, asymmetrical design. Originating from an obscure luthier Calab II.
"I swear the lights flickered when she said that. Someone’s playing Calab’s flute tonight."

"Wow bro, how can you play Calab's flute?"
by Calabo May 7, 2025
mugGet the Calab's flutemug.

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