flood watch

When you get the girls wet...

R. Kelly is playing, prepare for the flood watch.

by KEMLAB January 11, 2016

Flash Flood

The phrase used to describe when you have a sudden intense urge to shit

Person A: I heard you got diarrhea last week.
Person B: Yeah. Had a lot of flash floods.

by Dasoderp December 15, 2016

Floge

The hole left behind from a penis piercing, a derogatory term for any real douche-bag (man that Matt Damon is such a floge)

Man, now when I piss without my prince Albert in I have to plug my floge so that I don't piss on my feet.

by Hangedjohnny March 6, 2010

Floobies

Objects free of cost (e.g. a bottle of shower gel) that you find in a loo or a bathroom, often in a hotel. Some argue this could be extended to soap and even toilet paper as, even though you are not REALLY meant to take them, what self-respecting cheapskate with OCD and a bum fetish can resist stealing WOOPS i mean.. um.. taking over the ownership of a nice roll of toilet paper. man, that was a long sentence.

Person 1: Hey, what happened?
Person 2 wrapped in toilet paper: Nothing, I just found some floobies in the toilet.
Person 1: Cool.

by CowPidgin December 6, 2006

Floob

A cross between a Flume and a Tube.

OMG that floob was awesome!

by Jack of Hell April 13, 2007

flood plain

A picked out or specific plain of land used for purposeful flooding

A flood plain is used to flood to prevent flooding if a town

by swagapotomus October 21, 2013

floden

a person who is prone to step on their own toes while wearing their best shoes.

"he's a bit floden, so take some shoe shine with you."

by Athenacauleyyu March 27, 2007