flexing on my ex

Showing your ex that you're better off without them

We broke up last week but i aoready got some new hoes. I'm flexing on my ex.

by Littyamdt April 18, 2017

flex on your ex

Upgrade from the previous relationship. Meaning the new significant other must be more attractive, successful, wealthier, smarter and better in bed.

You are about to flex on your ex with your new bae.

by Dutchess of Chicago August 21, 2017

line up the flex

To show off and stunt with ones money and possessions. Often attributed to rappers spending money haphazardly.

ayyee!! line up the flex. We bout to hit up the club!!

by shimmyy April 11, 2016

Knowledge Flex Off

When more than one person is doing a Knowledge Flex

Our meeting went for 2 hours over time with those 4 people constantly having a knowledge flex off

by Cozza Collins May 01, 2008

odd flex but okay

A phrase you say when someone brags about something negivitive/they shouldn’t brag about. (aka “weird flex”)

Claudia: I ate a cricket today, it was delicious
Elise: odd flex but okay...

by _Carla013 October 26, 2018

slap on Flex Tape

1: The act of slapping Flex Tape on a surface to instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair it.
2: The answer to all your problems.

Guy 1: My wife just left me...
Guy 2: She left you? Well, just slap on Flex Tape!

by Chance4Doom December 18, 2018

flexing her cunt

When one is publicly displaying how much of a cunt they are.

At a Michael's Craft Store

Woman checking out at register - "I wanna speak to the manager. I've been waiting on this line for 1 minute! I need to pay for my 30 bags of chocolate like a fat fuck! This place is the worst!"

Correct response to this horrible person - "Wow! Look at that woman over there flexing her cunt!"

by nustinneiber December 01, 2015