Fail To The Motherfucking Whale

A fail so big, it doesn't even fit on the richter scale.

therefore, guaranteeing an almost certain death.

or something along those lines.

person1: *accidently steps off a roof, which is about 123897401932874 meters high* AHHHHHHHHH

person2: FAIL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING WHALE

by thisismyname:):) October 3, 2009

FAIL!

When someone says or does something extremely stupid that causes them to look like a huge newb, usually results in self inflicted pain and humiliation.

"Lauren, Jurasic Park is a movie, not a place! FAIL!"

"Watch, Carly is about to do a belly flop... FAIL!"

by TurboNewb June 24, 2008

epoch fail

When entering a date earlier than 1970 results in an error or crash. Coined by xkcd.

"I can't enter any of my Silver Age comics into this database. Epoch fail!"

by jgpallack January 11, 2009

failcake

failcake= piece of cake (assignment,task,or etc.) + epic fail (you're a looser)

"Your shirt is inside-out."
"Failcake!!!"

by xlilxstrawberrix April 8, 2009

Epic Fail

An extremely overused phrase said when someone makes a mistake

Hahahaha he didn't even come close to passing the easiest class in the school, what an epic fail

by Mountaindewizsik January 18, 2010

epic fail

something annoying people on the internet say way too much when they try to be funny

there's usually nothing "epic" about it

annoying nerdyass kid: LOL he used his bulbasaur against a charmander EPIC FAIL

annoying nerdyass kid 2: OMG you didnt pass in your homework on time EPIC FAIL

annoying nerdyass kid tres: im just gonna say everything is an epic fail because i am that cool

by hating epic everything November 15, 2009

Joke failed

A short phrase that you can say when somebody's joke ''fails''. This could be due to nobody laughing, or you just not finding the joke funny. This could also be after a long period of this person trying to be funny and consistently failing at it. A consistent calling out of somebody's jokes failing is proof of that person being unfunny. This person needs this, so that they can understand and improve their behaviour.

Mateusz: Louis is so short, that climbing one step, is like climbing Mount Everest.

Felix: Joke failed, you're just not funny dude, it's the 5th time today.

Louis: Yeah, quit trying to be the funny guy

by Bundinkalegend May 21, 2022