Champagne Flute

The act of sucking a penis similar to someone using a straw while the recipitant of the sucking are simaltaniously urinating.

You could call my grandma an alcoholic, every night she wants my champagne flute.

by Chavvvy June 21, 2018

Fluting

when one takes a flute and shoves it up the anus and farts for musical pleasure

fluting is my therapy

by flutist of the fluting May 04, 2017

Kentucky Flute Destroyer

When one male puts pancake mix, breadcrumbs, and boiling fryer oil on another man’s penis then proceeds to suck it off.

I can’t do anything tonight, my jhonson is still healing from the Kentucky Flute Destroyer David gave me last night.

by TheOneMan4327 June 04, 2025

Coochie Flute

Her Hole was So wet it was playing a band instrument in the hotel Room . Whistling and piping like a Flute

She's got a Coochie Flute!

by Debbie Dunlap April 25, 2023

Fag Flute

An Australian colloquialism for a vaping device. The abriviation for Faggot Flute. Originally exclaimed by Dan Louis, the possessive noun 'Fag Flute' was created. Referring to a vape; a hand held nicotine product, the term was coined. Carrying a negative connotation towards vaping the euphemism fag flute can be used to shame a user of a vaping device.

Oi bruz chuck us the fag flute.
Levi stop sucking on that fag flute.

by Dan Louis July 02, 2023

flute tech.

the housekeeper at tobey who loves to clean the pipes in the security office while he munches on some pepperoni and then proceeds to give her some baby gravy!

damn, flute tech. really knows how to clean my pipes. I couldn't even wait to give her some of my man chowder

by flute tech. February 06, 2009

shit flute

The way you ruin a whole song by your awful flute-play

Jake can't play flute at all, but he force his shit flute play for Mozart's masterpiece

by Fede_Manroe22 July 05, 2019