fud flute

Term used to describe item used in the most modern of annoying pastimes

Can you ‘smoke’ that fud flute elsewhere? I’d rather not be ingulfed in tropical vapour

by Big aldo March 5, 2020

Calab's flute

A handcrafted woodwind instrument known for its deep, haunting tone and curved, asymmetrical design. Originating from an obscure luthier Calab II.

"I swear the lights flickered when she said that: Someone’s playing Calab’s flute tonight."

"Wow bro, you're playing Calab's flute like a pro"

by Calabo May 7, 2025

moon flute

A clear glass with a bubble on the end for smoking meth

He just loaded his moon flute

by ICEANT December 19, 2020

Douche Flute

A musical instrument used by woman while cleaning there hoochie.

The sexy bar tender went home and used a Douche Flute while playing along to her favorite music.

by Lucky 12 May 30, 2018

Skin Flute

Another word for penis.

My dad uses the skin flute

by IPlayTheTriangle June 18, 2023

Blue vein flute

Term used for erect penis, similar to skin flute but with large visible blue veins.

Man, Jim's blue vein flute was really throbbing last night

by mrh@nky May 8, 2017

Shoot Flute

A flute that can be played after inserting the flute anally.

Play that Shoot Flute, baby!

by [e-mail] January 28, 2023