Dick fishin

when you put fish flakes on your dick and stick into a fish bowl and let the little gold fish tickle your penis

Lincoln: man my girl said she done giving me blowjobs
Zyan: damn nigga my girl did that 2 weeks ago so I just started dick fishin

by xtlanta November 9, 2017

bass fishing

A classic sega game, where the chart mutton boys try to catch some fish before farmer Eric finds them in his fields. " is that a goalpost". As well as great game play it also has some of the best catchphrases ever heard such as

"average size good job" and republic credits no good here sucka"

by Uno Mace Wando my turbo son May 22, 2003

Fathima

One whose soul relates to that of a bean.

She whipped up a delectable dish of Fathimas and roti.

by cutiepatooootie May 14, 2018

Mongolian Fishing

when you have anal sex with someone until they shit all over your dick, then you feed your shit covered dick to their cat, and allow the cat to lick the residue off until you jizz all over it's pussy-cat-face!

person A: Hey man, did you see the look on that girl's face after I turned her cat into a jizz-cicle?

person B: THAT WAS BOSS! That was the second time you went Mongolian fishing this week!

by captainsexy715 December 23, 2008

Jesus fishing

vi. The act of attempting to lure people into one's belief system by evangelizing or proselytizing. E.g. a Mac user trying to convert a PC user.

Jim is such a big fan of the iphone that he cannot resist Jesus fishing whenever he knows he among a bunch of Blackberry users.

by Seb13 February 26, 2009

Mouth Fishing

A pre-oral sex practice of kissing around a womens inner thigh area in an attempt to detect a foul smelling vagina. If a foul stench is encountered, the man moves in close and takes a mouth full of the air near the pussy hole. He then crawls back up to kiss her on the face right after exhaling into her nose.

I threw up on her panties before i had a chance to even go mouth fishing.

by wild-card March 19, 2010

word fishing

Highly irritating practice of making up cute words that nobody actually uses and adding them to Urbandictionary.com in the hopes that someone somewhere thinks it's clever and starts saying it.

Okay, besides this sentence, when the fuck have you ever heard the word "hindspite" in conversation? You know that guy was word fishing.

by salaryman July 24, 2008