Father

Non existent.

Kid: where’s my father

Mom: gone

Kid:where

Mom:...

by Oof I gotta do a shit November 10, 2019

stud-father

An older manish lesbian that younger lesbians look up to like an uncle or father figure.

Georgia my stud-father gave me advice on how to be a good lover.

by car_luvn_chick February 26, 2009

Candy-father

Another term for Sugar daddy, as interpreted by a brilliant Taiwanese PhD student. A wealthy, usually older man who gives expensive gifts to a young person in return for sexual favors or companionship.

CHW: Is he her Candy-father?!!
AKK: Her what?!??!?
CHW: Her Candy-father! CANDY-FATHER!!!!
AKK: OOOOHHHHHH! HER SUGAR DADDY!

by HughJundies July 7, 2012

jacobs father

When you're having sex with a girl and as soon as you're about to cum leave and never come back

Isaiah-dude I was fucking hannah yesterday and I pulled a jacobs father
Jose-damn she's such a thot

by thatoneniggajerome September 4, 2014

my father went to get milk

when your dad leaves you because you've became a disappointment to this dumbass earth and your family. how could you be so useless?

my father went to get milk.... he never came back because im a useless nobody

by how to commit unalive part 1 January 20, 2022

A Father

Something I haven't had since fourth grade

Oh you have a Father you lucky son of a bitch

by No why just why June 1, 2022

to tar and feather

To throw a drink and the contents of an ashtray in someone´s face.

Then he said to me the only time a bitch should open her mouth is when she is giving head, so i tossed my cocktail in his face and emptied the ashtray over him.
-Never thought you´d have the guts to tar and feather him.

by sickjesus December 5, 2006