EwanKirk

A epic Goalkeeper, Best in Div 2

I am playing like EwanKirk At this moment in time

by not noah tolly October 20, 2023

Ewaning

To be an american immigrant

Hey! are you ewaning?

by jellyjenny69 December 27, 2023

Ewan epic wubbox

Music

C Eb E E Eb Eb D D

My Singing Monsters player: I love Epic Wubbox!
Ewan: I'm Epic Wubbox
My Singing Monsters player: Ewan Epic Wubbox

by singing monsters lover January 12, 2024

Ewan

Ewan is a discord mod who leads his kittens to him by playing his flute like the pied piper.

Ewan pookie please don't howl

by Analbeedmastern January 24, 2024

Ewan

Ewan is the biggest discord mod you'd ever find. He is obsessed with anime girls and sleeps with a body pillow every night.

Girl 1: Where is Ewan?
Girl 2: Collecting discord kittens again...

by Analbeedmastern January 25, 2024

Elaine

Referring to someone as an Elaine means that they switch up on you for no reason. You never know what to expect from them.

Eg:

Man 1: "Oh dude! Did you see Kelsey today? She's so hot! You're so lucky you know her personally. She probably doesn't even know I exist."

Man 2: "Yeah, but she's an Elaine. One day she buttons up my shirt, holds my hand, and acts all seductive and the next day she's all cold and frustrated. She switches up like that bro, it's so annoying."

by strangerdangerbutnotmegetin November 13, 2023

Ewan

Ewan is a smelly guy who likes young boys. He loves giving blowjobs to minors. A known paedophile to the whole of England.

He is also quite sexy and has a massive penis.

Ewan- meow meow meow prrrr prrrr

by buttahdawg December 1, 2023