Queer ecology

The intersection between queer theory with our comprehension about ecological dynamics outside of the heteronormative perspective of how nature works (male and female as god intended...).

Hey Karen has gone woke, now she studies queer ecology

by manupiss October 13, 2023

True Evolution

Evolution is the hypothetical theory or joke that everything came into existence (the earth, 4.5 billion years ago) through natural processes over an elongated duration without any logical evidence. Likewise, according to the secular view, evolution is presumed “science” in education, but is nothing more than another heretical religion demoting the Evangelical truth of God’s creation with diluvial scripture aligning physical evidence to the Biblical creation.

1. True Evolution is merely a theory derived by sinful human error.
2. Evolution is scientific heresy, teaching fictional stories on the account of human error.
3. Evolution demotes the Evangelical truth as it is full of error.
4. Evolution is illogical and “secular scientists” are biased in their own beliefs, ignoring living mammoth tissue and dinosaur blood.
5. Evolution is not a science, but the science of heresy.
6. Evolution is humanity’s greatest joke.

by Evidential TruthSeeker November 13, 2023

Homo Evolutis

A proposed subspecies of Homo sapiens characterized by the integration of nanotechnological enhancements within their biological systems. These enhancements, introduced through the Humanity Upgrade Initiative, have been observed to induce significant physiological and cognitive alterations, including increased longevity, enhanced cognitive function, and heightened resilience to disease. Further research is necessary to fully understand the long-term implications of this technological integration and its potential impact on human evolution.

After his brainchip was installed, the male Homo evolutis began to feel a great sense of empathy and interconnectedness with other humans. He began a human-advocacy campaign that united people of all levels of education under the banner of creating highly educational and entertaining media.

by FauxCrush May 22, 2024

Echoes Evolve

A genre of music where one randomly spams notes in the first 5 frets in really low tuning, in an attempt to sound quirky and original

I accidentally heard some Echoes Evolve and now I'm deaf

by Poofy McPooferson February 19, 2024

Landcruiser Ecologist

Generally, +/- a middle-aged male driving +/- Hilux, able to create detailed species lists while travelling at +/- 40kmph at a distance of +/- 10-100m; or can clearly “see it on the imagery.”

“Who the hell did this field work?”
“I don’t know. Must have been some Landcruiser Ecologist.”

by TheWitches April 11, 2024

Yarvinian evolution

"Yarvinian evolution" is the system by which dumb people arrive at dumb ideas instead of smart ideas because they think the dumb idea "sounds more badass".

The name is a hybrid between "Darwinian evolution" and "Yarvin" as in Curtis Yarvin, the "Dark Enlightenment" blogger-turned-philosopher whose grade-school-level dumb ideas were taken seriously by the likes of Peter Thiel and J. D. Vance.

The advent of conservative, "red pilled" or "black pilled" memes is a textbook example of Yarvinian evolution.

by snknarf- February 15, 2025

Theistic Evolution

The belief that God created life using the evolutionary process as His method. It reconciles scientific evidence for common descent with religious belief in a purposeful creator. God is the author of the natural laws that produced evolution, and possibly intervenes in subtle, non-disruptive ways. It's the "compatible update" for religious belief, where the Bible's "days" are geologic epochs and Adam is a representative figure emerging from a population of hominins.

Example: "His bumper sticker read: 'Theistic Evolutionist: God's method is smarter than your literalism.' He saw the fossil record as God's grand, slow-burn novel, with natural selection as the plot mechanism and humanity's moral sense as the climax He always intended." Theistic Evolution

by Abzugal January 30, 2026