Non-Event Horizon

The point at which a friend's Facebook status updates become so numerous and mundane that he or she must be hidden from the News Feed.

"Linda is approaching the Non-Event Horizon. 15 posts so far, most of which have been 'I'm bending at the waist right now.'"

by Johnny Twothumbs May 13, 2010

not eves

the shortened version of saying "not even." this is used to save time saying the syllable. it is recommended to say it with nostrils flaring and eyes wide open to give more intensity

sexy boii: "bro i heard you sex with my sister! wassup with that man?!"
honest human creature: "not eves! i would NEVER do that to a true homie."
sexy boii: "woo thanks!"

by DrMangoes November 28, 2012

hell event

Definition of Hell Event comes once again from the love Nikki group. It is an event where you must spend large amounts of diamonds, meaning large amount of money, to complete the suits shown.

"Oh no, the Hell event from the Chinese server has finally made it here. Goodbye diamonds…"

by Randomgurl234 December 19, 2018

Seth Everett

a hopeless spasticated shit face

you are a seth everett

by Jahoeva69 March 28, 2019

Linda Evangelista

A Canadian supermodel and actress known for being a face of Revlon and Versace. She was one of the most successful models of the 90s.

You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model.

by Sashay Away July 9, 2020

BBQ evening

I can’t escape it😋🍗

“I cannot escape bbq evening 😋🍗”

by sstupidshinyvolvoowner November 24, 2020

not even trolling

sinatraa's valorant accent

up-vote this, not even trolling

by therealzombs May 5, 2022