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the shortened version of saying "not even." this is used to save time saying the syllable. it is recommended to say it with nostrils flaring and eyes wide open to give more intensity
sexy boii: "bro i heard you sex with my sister! wassup with that man?!"
honest human creature: "not eves! i would NEVER do that to a true homie."
sexy boii: "woo thanks!"
by DrMangoes November 23, 2012
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