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Essential Requisites

Elements of the soul needed for pure existence. Includes Faith, Truth, Love, Brilliance, Peace, Harmony, Strength, Justice, Grace, Tranquility, Serenity, Confidence, Aestheticism, Heart, Hope, Charity, Health, Dexterity, Patience, Loyalty, Vitality, Familiarity, Intimacy, and Contentment.
by Prophetic Emcee November 24, 2003
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Essel Uysal

by jimbob55 June 1, 2011
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Crusty Eisenhower

When you take a peice of bread, you smother that bitch in strawberry jam (preferably Shmukers), u gently rubadubdub tht shit all ova your obese neighbor while they are watchin "Earnest goes to school". the following morning at percisly 8:47 am you will take your pre-rinced kitten to the gynocolgists, on the way home you stop by ol crusty philips bar and grill on interstate 7, to buy some wicked shmackles to bring home. when arriving home you find your obese neighbor and give em the ol rank spank before their mother comes home because she is still at night school. you then take the shmakles, tighten them around your elbows and hook the other end to a nitrogen tank. more expirenced users may use iteams like the optional ice cubes or waterbuffalo
ima pulvarize you when i get home, were gunna hit the old crusty eisenhower.
by SnacPakboy69 April 25, 2012
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essex gympasauras

Tym, a lowly being from deepest darkest essex
Timothy is such an essex gympasauras
by roo January 13, 2004
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Essex

A town in northeastern Massachusetts. Essex has a lot of antique shops. The town is known for Farnham's, a seafood restaurant.
I had a nice dinner at Farnham's in Essex today.
by furbymaster45 December 20, 2011
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Essex Dweller

Extremely un-inteligent being. More close to the genetic structure of a cockroach than of a human. It is highly rare to find an Essex Dweller with more than 0.001 I.Q.
"WTF, you got 1+1 wrong? You from Essex or sumfin?"
by Danny Earp January 18, 2004
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Essex

Hick town on the outskirts on Windsor Ontario. Full of rednecks and people who like drugs, booze and on most occasions easy women. Dislike other minorities for the most part and usually wish they are from Alabama... Most also have a love for NASCAR.
You are being so Essex, put down the shotgun
by Acidwash July 27, 2009
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