public enemey

an enemy of the public

"that dude is a real public enemy"

by tacogrande July 26, 2005

Enemy at the gates

When a chick is 6 months pregnant and decides to have sex. The act of pounding the cervix, jake the snake creates a knocking sound that the child will remeber for the rest of his/her life.

What she had told me was the weight of the baby while she was standing up with all the years of enemy at the gates her cervix was about to give.

by Cervexor April 10, 2010

ensee

used to define amazingly, sarcastic, FAST, Pro-gamer.
More commonly known for owning face in online games.
The most beautiful, intelligent, talented, gamer in the world.

Dont f*ck with him, he's a ensee.
dude, i just ensee'ed all over this dudes face.
wtf! who ensee'ed me while i was AFk?

by Glaceau Case April 26, 2008

enser

a beggar. always asking for ten pENSE for a cup of tea, 48 pENSE for the bus home, 65 pENSE for some food.
The art of ENSING.

Tommo and Daz had spent their giro and ran out of drugs so it was time for Daz to use his skills as an Enser.

by Dave Sneaky March 24, 2004

enemy luck

The evil fortune that ditcates, when you're playing a video game, everything that can go wrong for you will, while everything that can go right for your opponent will. If you have a 2% chance of missing, you will miss; if your opponent has a 2% chance of hitting, he will hit. You will never critically hit while your enemy crits every other uncannily-accurate strike, and they'll shrug off your most powerful spells and status ailments while crippling you with a minor expenditure of mana.

"Go away enemy luck! I actually want to land a hit before I die!"

by Umbilical Lotus July 28, 2006

pubic enema

Another term for douching.

That whore stinks so bad, she needs to give herself a Pubic Enema.

by Genuine Nerd March 6, 2010

Mental Enema

Treatment required when one's head is so full of appropriate expletive deleted like negative attitudes, superstition, hatred, intolerance, urban legends, vaguely reasoned or unsubstantiatable opinions, neuroses, paranoias, addictions, etc., that normal functioning in society is impossible. Only a thorough clean out can help the situation.

1. Lindsay Lohan was SOO TOGETHER back in the days of 'Parent Trap' and 'Freaky Friday.' Now, she's in need of a series of firehose mental enemas--how'd somebody so rich, talented, and gorgeous get so effed up in the first place?

2. A: I don't want to talk to that guy because he is so caught up in his own self-importance and petty problems. Conversation with him is always a negative, self-absorbed monolog by the Drama King.
B: Yea, he needs a mental enema before he can be a good friend to anyone.

by Biker_DonHo January 23, 2011