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Empty Calories

A quarterback who puts up a lot of seemingly impressive stats, but rarely wins games, rendering his stats useless in the grand scheme of things.

Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Jay: I am so pumped for my team's new QB, we are going to air it out all season long.

Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.

Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.
by Mike109999 March 21, 2022
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Rumming on empty

Strong cocktail 2oz pineapple rum, 2oz coconut rum, 1oz vanilla vodka, 1oz blue curaçao, splash of orange juice.
That new drink rumming on empty knocked me out.
by Rhody401 January 26, 2022
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how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore
Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
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empty world arg

tiktoks where people go around their city (or some place else) and use vfx to remove any trace of any other person there

the lore is they woke up in an alternate reality where no one else exists

the most famous example that i can find is kilmaru (currently)

this trend is 2 years old so
by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 17, 2023
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empty glass

a glass usually made of glass material that is not filled with something
Give me a beer I have an empty glass
by coolperson101101101 November 19, 2013
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Empty Farts

Farts that do not have the after-smell of any food.

i.e.-Plain gross-smelling/odourless farts.
"Dude, Adrian farted in front of the whole class while munching on some Cheetos"
"Did the farts at least smell good, like Cheetos?"
"Nah man, they were Empty Farts"
by MadLadChan June 28, 2021
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Toilet Paper roll is empty

Despair
Sadness
Hopelessness
These are the feeling's one will get when they see an empty toilet paper roll
You will be sitting on that toilet until someone helps you or you have to take a walk to your nearest Full toilet paper roll
MOM THE THE TOILET PAPER ROLL IS EMPTY!!!
by Pyromain2018 February 21, 2022
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