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drunk ears

When you go from perfect hearing to Stevie Wonder after a couple drinks
Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"
by AKontheTrackr October 9, 2017
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Small Ears

Adj. A insult used against someone who never answers you, or just simply can't hear you. It is not an extreme insult it's a light insult.
Watch this: "HEEY LUUKEEE"
no response
Luke is small ears he ignores everyone.
by Squadalized November 17, 2017
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Virgin Ears

Someone who had never been exposed to double homicide or prison language.

Extremely funny responses when some ask that's in first grade no less, "Mommy what is sliming?"

The mother having been a member of a Baptist church looked up the term and blushed. My friends from College Church were trying to get me employ "Utah Profanity" when they heard me utter the word "shit" as a church mate from Assemblies of God heard me drop "Fuck" after my factory accident where the left index finger was mutilated.

An interview a former church mate from the 1994-1996 era did an interview that he for the first time was uncensored where I ribbed on the then vocalist, "you really don't need to watch your language around me. If you want to go for broke, go ahead let the f-bomb fly." I said this smiling when I did my blog, "I relate to a Christian who does swear than one who never uttered an explicit term."

The term some say has origins in Glenbard East when I did the Italian counterpart to fucker as a teacher heard me say this and understood Italian *whoops*
A Utah resident walking around Glendale Heights and telling a smart-ass to "shut the front door."
"Hey Vertical Smile, this is the fucking mid-1990s. Where the hell did you borrow your language from. The character from Hi Honey I'm Home. You're in Glendale Heights where discussions are candid about ghosts being made because the impaling of a hallowpoint"

The Utah resident dropped his jaw as he never heard the word twat referred in a colorful way, "What the..... my Virgin Ears had been brutally violated."

He continues, "Oh flip, this one produced the true crime yarn The Cabbie Homicide. Wait a sec, he's connected to Assemblies of God?!? " Seeing his website, "He's a Christian and he writes like this?!?!"
by illinoishorrorman February 14, 2018
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Drippy Ears

When a man has sex but instead of blowing his load in a normal area (ex. Thigh, mouth, tits), he instead pulls out and cums inside of his partner’s ear. The girl then uses her finger to pick her ear and eat the ejaculent
They were so fucked up that she let him give her “Drippy Ears.” It took her an hour to get it all out
by MarshalDeon June 9, 2018
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saggy ears

Someone who's ears have been pulled to the extent of them being saggy, some people have a kink for it.
Lewis: Cooorrhh you seen those ears on that girl Nicole

Joe: The saggy ears?

Lewis: yes mate, they're so hot
by Toucha My Spaghett May 10, 2018
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Dookie Ears

An insult/nickname to someone you either like/hate. Makes fun of them for either being retarded or faint of hearing. Could also be used casually in a social situation.
example 1: "Hey whatsup Dookie ears"

example 2: "Hey whats up?"

"What did you say?"
"I said Whats up, you got Dookie ears or something?"

Example 3: "Dude, that guy is fucking retarded he must have Dookie ears or something."
by KY$-REAL November 7, 2019
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Buddha Ears

Unattached earlobes that are more prominent when head is shaved.
Don’t shave your head, Steve! You’ll have Buddha Ears!
by 94Lex January 19, 2020
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