dutch teapot

When you rip a fart under the covers in bed and when you move the blankets the smell wafts up from under the covers like a noxious cloud of steam from the worlds rankest teapot.

I was cuddling in bed with my husband and when he rolled over, the blankets shifted and I got a Dutch teapot so bad I thought maybe something had crawled in bed with us and died.

by Petitchou August 16, 2016

dutch afterburner

The fine and mouth watering art of farting in your loved ones mouth and then have them erotically blow it back into your face

This lasagne smells terrific sweetheart, it reminds me of our wedding night when you gave me a Dutch afterburner

by Smelly tuna May 3, 2016

dutch marines

A Sex Posistion where you put the girl as a sail on your private part (wooden shoes required)

for example "this girl is into dutch marines" wich means that the girl is in some freaky shit

by Foronzo December 27, 2017

Dutch Nutmeg

When you go so hard that your balls go all the way through to the other side of your partners legs.

My balls are aching from all the Dutch Nutmegging I did last night.

by TheBigMeg June 6, 2019

dutch cuddle

When you are an american and a dutch person asks to cuddle you and foreplay happens instead

"Hey want to dutch cuddle"
- dutch guy
"ok"
-american
"Oh shit"
-american

by The surprised american March 22, 2016

The Dutch Iron

When your ironing is at such a pathetic standard that you must hold the iron and your mother holds and moves your arm in an effective ironing pattern.

How embarrassing it was that Marcus had to have The Dutch Iron performed on him by his own mother.

by Young Mr T July 27, 2016

Dutch lung

When you rip ass into someones cpap machine
Causing them to violently gag themselves awake.

A.my roomate was bein an asshole so i woke him up with the dutch lung
B.dude thats fuckin awesome!

by Pooneater900p February 17, 2022