Douche Bag Mikey

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!

This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.

by Uh... June 26, 2003

douche bag mcfaggins

usually refers to yeti

yeti your such a douche bag mcfaggins

by Kanaan is the shit January 10, 2008

douche bag move

the act of talking someone out of taking the last of something; then proceeding to take that item for yourself

Blake: Dude, you can't take that Coke it's his last one!

Taylor: Ooh, yeah man your right that would be kinda fucked up, I'll put it back

Blake: (Grabs Coke that was just put back and starts chugging it)

Taylor: Woah dude, WHAT A DOUCHE BAG MOVE!!!!

by WestHillzH1 February 2, 2008

King Douche bag

A person who is the king of all douche bag

Sebastian
King Douche bag

by Claymore124 April 11, 2014

Douche Bag

What terror is.

Terror is a douche bag because he irritates my face.

by Muad July 22, 2003

Douche bag

Something that an ex-friend's mom uses cuz she's a dirty dago and likes herbal douches.

her mom is a dirty dago....like mother like daughter

by a person... July 24, 2003

Douche Bag

Some pissed off Puerto Rican that hang out side your house

That Douche bag is lazy

by Gene Kelevra August 4, 2007