a monsterous shank found between the legs of the animal. so many women love getting a piece of his elephant dong that his own cock has a schedule.
look at mike feed that hot ass bitch his elephant dong. damn she is biting the pillow. its known that his dong is monsterous. oh my god, she orgasmed so many times she left a pond in his bed.
by the animal April 17, 2004
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that specialize in kama sutra and have elephantitis of the johnson.
that specialize in kama sutra and have elephantitis of the johnson.
long rod von hugen dong has been knighted for manliness from chuck Norris for being a superior he bitch.
by g-chef June 15, 2008
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Doctor: Sir, our diagnosis on you is simply DeLonge's Syndrome.
Guy: Shitfuck! That gets me horny! Where's my dog!?
Guy: Shitfuck! That gets me horny! Where's my dog!?
by eldonge13 March 31, 2010
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hottest guy, my god, THE GOD, Tom DeLonge got expelled from high school for getting drunk at a baseball game
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