"I had to let out the biggest deuce log you have ever seen"
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"No it was not deuce nuggets this time but a deuce log"
by whassup2ice2 March 27, 2009
Get the Deuce Log mug.the residue left between your ass cheeks after dropping a massive projectile deuce. Most noticeable after a diaherra-like deuce and even after wiping, it still feels there.
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When you eat pf changs or any variety of spicy mexican or indian food and get explosive diarrhea. You fart so loud it sounds like a cannon went off and shit sprays all over the back of the toilet, likely resulting in splashback.
After we went to Taste of India last night, I came home and instantly regretted it. I hit the bathroom and it was like a deuce cannon went off in there. Now the whole house smells like curry. What was I thinking?
by deucerocket November 8, 2010
Get the deuce cannon mug.dropped a deuce pickle with mad kosher stink. a stork would have swooped over the bowl and flown that isht away if i hadn't dropped the hammer.
by hawnkeypunch October 21, 2011
Get the deuce pickle mug.by wild chewbacca November 13, 2011
Get the deuceville mug.The act of shutting off the water valve to a toilet, completely draining all water, then leaving a turd in the bottom of the bowl.
"Phillip gave me the keys to his estate and asked that I mind his English Mastiffs in his absence. I fed the hounds, ate his scones, and left a Deuce in Dry-Dock knowing this would elicit a chuckle from Phillip and scorn from his mistress."
by Ohsotrue December 27, 2011
Get the Deuce in Dry-Dock mug.Magic Mike said "I'm gettin a beer", Bubba quickly replied "deuce'em up", cause he too wanted a ice cold bud heavy.
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