Delated

Delighted to be late to a party, event, work or undesirable appointment.

Patrick was delated to get a flat tire and not have a spare while on the way to his mother-in-law's birthday party.

by Kukabear June 25, 2012

delene

when there are no words in the whole entire universe that describes how much you love someone and how speechless you are at the same time.

“oh gee Robert i love you so much” said Susan

“well how much” said Robert

“delene” said Susan

by Dinder 🌚 July 19, 2019

Deeter

when someone's being an idiot.

Layton: throws molotov at the escape route blocking it entirely

Me: God damnit, you're such a deeter!

by Bonkerino August 13, 2019

deet deeter

A redneck's definition for a car alarm remote control.

Friend #1: Damn, I lost my car.
Friend #2: That's all right, just use your deet deeter.

by G wood February 13, 2008

meatus deletus

When your man is cheating so you cut off his dick

My man banged Jennifer so I committed meatus deletus.

by frick_nuggets November 19, 2018

Fetus deletus

A spell used for growth but can be used for abortion if pointed at the penis.

I used fetus deletus to enhance my growth.

by Superbatman012354 October 24, 2019

Cafe Delites

Cafe Delites is a food blog that does tutorials on how to make delicious food and is the best one out there because her food is delicious and BELIVE ME I’m a VERY picky eater.

Did you see Cafe Delites new recipe

No

Well you should

by Maxii fan 69 May 6, 2021