metro dancer

basically the best kind of dancer you will ever see in your life. if she's from bergen county, new jersey, she's from Metro Dance...Lynn's and Anita's can suck it because they have nothing on us.

Check out those girls! They're definitely metro dancers!

by a fellow Metro Dancer March 31, 2008

Testicular dancer

the exact opposite of testicular cancer... When a gay norwiegen dances on your balls.

my nuts hurt from ordering that testicular dancer last night

by rugerandcodie December 16, 2010

The most dangerous weapon

the most dangerous weapon.
When a person uses your full name

the most dangerous weapon....

Parent: TERESSA GRACE ANN...
* Teressa has left the chat...*

by Bisheroonie December 10, 2019

Danger Noodle

1. A Venomous Snake
2. Someone with a monster dong

Beware of that Danger Noodle.
I was with this boi last night and dang, all I can say is Danger Noodle. It threatened my life.

by Soup$ June 28, 2016

slippery dancer

One who's been taken avantage of in jail.

Mr. Bird got slippery danced in jail.

by Veegee January 21, 2003

danger wank

to crack one off at speed making sure you shoot your load before you get caught!

shouting for your mum whilst beating off!
wanking in an elevator in a multi story car park whilst on the way to the top floor!
beating off in your car while waiting for the lights to change to green!
all of the above must be done by every male in the world!

by mike March 19, 2004

Danger Wank-up Call

The specific art or act of "Danger Wanking" as a "Wank-Up Call" on ones girlfriend/wife or man spouse. A man must achieve an erection quietly as the first step, then mounting their partners chest secretively. At this point the wankee(still sleeping) is slapped once (or twice if the wanker is brave) on each cheek. Followed by a furious "Danger Wank" which can only be confirmed by an excessive amount of man juice applied to the persos face before said wankee achieves full consciousness. Finally, if all the previous steps have gone according to plan, the task is ended with a heroic war-cry of "COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!"

Clarissa: "Hey girl, how did your night go? I saw you leave with that hunk."

Yolandra: "Ooooh we had a lot of fun...until this morning when the dickhead woke me up with a danger wank-up call!"

Derrick: "Hey Brennan did ya win the bet?"

Brennan: "Absolutely man I totally danger wank-up called that bitch, gimme my money."

by Brocuzz July 8, 2011