Simpel Crust™

A Simpel Crust(™) is someone who is a wannabe funny guy, who plays Minecraft half the day, and is bad at combos in everything else, and hasn't finished The Office

Person 1: Man, that Moroccan Christmas episode was.. wow!
Person 2: You JUST got past that episode?
Person 1: Yeah?
Person 2: You're such a Simpel Crust™.

by Simpelist Crust™ July 10, 2019

crusted

3am food

BROOO that hummas is so crusted

by bizzzzthefizzzz November 19, 2021

Crusted

To be cool, sick, gnarly, awesome

“Damn bro that’s so crusted!”
“Gina is so crusted!”
“That latte art is crusted af!”

by August 8, 2022

Crusted

Used to describe anything crusty, rusty, flakey, tarnished, dusty, dirty, mucky, or lucky.

Bruh Mario's dog is so fucking crusted.

by ShmooLover69420 November 29, 2022

Crusted

Antonym for bussin. Crusted means bad or not as good as expected experience or object.

That party last night was crusted. My moms dinner was straight crusted af.

by Crusted.creator August 11, 2021

Crust

Payton's edges.

Payton's edges are full of crust.

by What it do stu December 7, 2018

Crust

The dandruff like residue which grows on the heads of insanely retarded hormonal teenage boys e.g. Mohammed Hussain aka Mo

Guy1: Dude, what's that shit in your hair?

Mo: ....Crust...

Guy1: Sorry man, I didn't know you were like that

by Mo_Man October 13, 2012