Crunchy Scrunchie

When a person with a penis puts a scrunchie around their shaft while erect.

He sent me a picture of a crunchy scrunchie last night!! It was traumatic.

by applenanaa November 23, 2021

Crunchy Mom

The term crunchy mom is typically used to describe a mother or female caregiver who typically follows a natural lifestyle and incorporates it into their parenting. A crunchy mom attempts to avoid modern medicine, limits reliance on technology, and eats only organic foods.

I hate my "Crunchy Mom" she is so strict and I am not allowed to do any thing!

by Ohionator April 10, 2024

crunchy saliva

when you wake up from a nap, and you wake up with dry smelly and dusty saliva on your face.

yum yum crunchy saliva

by my family computer September 19, 2022

Crunchy

when someone is cringey, but 10 times worse.

in other words, when someone is being so cringey that you can’t even look at them and you feel embarrassed at yourself for looking at them in the first place.

“what is she doing? that’s so crunchy”

by gracenicole August 13, 2018

Crunchy

Cares about being organic. Reads labels and is aware of what is going in one’s body.

Karen asked me if my strawberries were organic. She’s so crunchy.

by Jess Avabeth January 22, 2022

Crunchy

When there's something you don't really like, but you have to accept it.

Ashley: " I cant go with you to the party. I have to work tonight."

Andi: " Ew.. Das crunchy."

by Ladybeexo December 4, 2020

Crunchy

When someone looks crusty and like they just got out of bed. When one looks so cute that it’s not cute; when used along the word cute it means your cute but kinda ugly. (Fun insult not to be taken seriously)

She looks cute and crunchy.

by Crispy Dodo April 5, 2021