Crunchiliciously Crunchy

Pleasantly hard or crisp, and they make a satisfying, audible crunch when you eat them.

Kelloggs cornflake is Crunchiliciously crunchy

by winni1718 March 14, 2025

Crunchy Scrunchie

When a person with a penis puts a scrunchie around their shaft while erect.

He sent me a picture of a crunchy scrunchie last night!! It was traumatic.

by applenanaa November 23, 2021

Crunchy

An adjective used to describe someone who goes all-natural in their lifestyle. Giving up seed oils, artificial colors and dyes, non-organic food etc. They eat grass-fed meat and whole foods like raw dairy and honey. Most consumed things are locally and responsibly sourced. They make everything from scratch and avoid preservatives. They avoid plastic and other harmful contaminants. This is all in an effort to balance the body’s hormones and restore health to the levels- no political affiliation or look is associated with this lifestyle. Synonymous with “granola”

Jess is so crunchy- she asked the restaurant to cook using beef tallow or ghee instead of vegetable oil

by Crunchygal123 February 26, 2023

crunchy toenails

A phenomenon in which toenails have a texture similar to that of an old sock.

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by sharnus March 28, 2023

Crunchy ape shit

A shit an ape shits out that crystalized over time and turns rotten

There's a crunchy ape shit in the zoo

by Soviet nazi ape July 15, 2024

crasty crunchy

something that is crunchy, and disgusting, it is weird and odd. crasty means disctusting, so add crunchy!

" that clump of chunks is cRaStY cRuNcHy"

by aria sterling February 6, 2023

Crunchy Kimchi Banshee

When One Partner wishes to be eaten2 out of/on (Typically) their Anus or other Reproductive place below the torso; i.e. Penis, Vagina, Taint Region Before or After Intercourse with a fresh mixture placed upon said region consisting of Hot Sauce (depending how hot n' spicy burnin' you like it), kettle chips (plain or flavoured of your choice) and Kimchi mixed together in one go.

She wanted it spicy and different, she wanted to moan, scream and burn with pleasure, so I gave her a Crunchy Kimchi Banshee.

by BigSDub May 2, 2025